Chris+ should shutter this place, there's barely anything left.

[Harry Balls]

It's the nightclub equivalent of the lights being turned on, and one still has hold of some cellulite-inflicted, drunken, slapper as you've had too many beers to realize your self esteem left in an uber cab for home 2hrs ago.

There's so few active members left even the needy like Floyd can't get the attention they yearn for, despite their best attempts at inciting through socially unacceptable opinions.

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

reciting what were probably the worst limericks ever written to himself.

[Harry Balls]

We all have our place. Mine is to write meaningless **** to ease the boredom of lengthy and meaningless conference calls. Yours is to feel obliged to point out how **** they are, and to reinforce the lack of humour they provide.

[Harry Balls]

Whereas I appear to have only mastered my own organ.

[Supermac1976]

[Ashberto]

Until today, perhaps, but I didn't say you weren't funny. Technically, the limericks lacked almost everything from rhythm to rhyme. I don't think it's so terrible to point that out. I even restrained myself from commenting on them at the time.

I quite like your organ joke, though.

[Harry Balls]

There wasn't any real thought went into them, nor would I post them on here if I did make any effort. That's the point, though, no?

[Ashberto]

Fair enough. What would you have done with them then? Put them on eBay? Posted them on a poetry forum?