View Full Version : I saw Ray Parlour at the airport in Sao Paulo this summer and briefly considered acting like a
JohnnyPuma
07-29-2014, 10:29 AM
14-year old girl and ask for his autograph and picture, but decided against it. I think both Ray and I are glad I came to that conclusion.
It was slightly embarrassing to realise I even considered it. I am a grown man ffs. :-(
"It's only Ray Parlour" :bow: :love:
Berni
07-29-2014, 10:32 AM
Are you saying Ray's a bit Savily? :-(
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:33 AM
think to themselves if this is somebody they may know/met before, or just another fan type.
There is no shame in speaking to him though.
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:33 AM
Is he allowed to travel?
JohnnyPuma
07-29-2014, 10:34 AM
And I would have made a fool of myself.
Pokster
07-29-2014, 10:35 AM
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:36 AM
JohnnyPuma
07-29-2014, 10:37 AM
Monty :bow:
The Tony
07-29-2014, 10:37 AM
Ran up him and pat him on the back and he nearly flew into the road :hehe:
Good lad...
Berni
07-29-2014, 10:38 AM
He was fine when he was with us.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:39 AM
He didn't ask for an autograph. Gilles may have, though.
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:40 AM
sleeping with children*
teammates wives.
shooting ballboys.
charging people for private stadium tours.
There is plenty more.
Monty91
07-29-2014, 10:41 AM
The whole idea of name-dropping is to casually give the impression that meeting a celebrity is no big thing to you and just another day in your celebrity-filled life.
Bumping into a celebrity at an airport is something every **** has done, so there is nothing to be gained in terms of elevating your own status by telling people.
zimgoonah
07-29-2014, 10:42 AM
he was quite bemused.
Luis Anaconda
07-29-2014, 10:42 AM
Monty91
07-29-2014, 10:43 AM
Geddit? GEDDIT? That was good!
**** :-(
Luis Anaconda
07-29-2014, 10:43 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:44 AM
asked how much I thought his bottle of lager would cost. I confessed I had no idea? "More than at Clarisges?" he asked. "About the same", was my rather lame response.
Then I noticed that he was Barry Humphries.
The lager was more expensive than at Claridges, but only by a little.
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:44 AM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3893 185&rid=7103&S=d07125976a23448487c6fe9e1887c7a7 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3893185&rid=7103&S=d07125976a23448487c6fe9e1887c7a7)
Monty91
07-29-2014, 10:45 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-29-2014, 10:45 AM
To be honest I thought it was the bloke who used to do the film reviews.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:45 AM
I was outside having a cigarette, and missed all the fun. There was another chap there. Everton type.
We drank Negronis all day :cloud9:
Luis Anaconda
07-29-2014, 10:45 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:46 AM
Monty91
07-29-2014, 10:46 AM
Berni
07-29-2014, 10:46 AM
You could tell it was him. Big, f**koff Bentley with STEIIOS as the reg plate. And he looked like Stelios. I turned right towards Cheshunt. He turned left towards Enfield. He went through a red light.
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:48 AM
You should be a writer or something.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:49 AM
No, I have no idea what that means.
Luis Anaconda
07-29-2014, 10:49 AM
I tried to get a negroni on Saturday - bar I was in appeared to have every other ******* drink in the universe. Instead a raised a Mojito to you and your good lady wife.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
07-29-2014, 10:49 AM
And then I would have perhaps told him how annoying he was, when being that character.
Pat Vegas
07-29-2014, 10:49 AM
Monty91
07-29-2014, 10:50 AM
in my mouth.
"Thank you for your honesty", I said to the man who introduced Usmanov to our club :puke:
Berni
07-29-2014, 10:51 AM
other people to do things like going to Enfield for you?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:51 AM
12 hours later, the results were predictable.
Monty91
07-29-2014, 10:52 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:52 AM
Luis Anaconda
07-29-2014, 10:53 AM
what I believe they call R&B nowadays until it was light. At least I hope you didn't
Berni
07-29-2014, 10:54 AM
Berni
07-29-2014, 10:55 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:55 AM
I believe the progression went as follows:
Negroni
White wine
Vieux Carré
Beer
Champagne
Vieux Carré
Champagne
Champagne
Etc.
I was ill for 2 days.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 10:56 AM
That was dreadful.
Berni
07-29-2014, 11:01 AM
It was very confusing.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 11:02 AM
You probably asked for a scotch and soda.
Berni
07-29-2014, 11:04 AM
wasn't about kicking people in the face, but expressing yourself. I was struggling to follow. She's a bit manic, that one.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-29-2014, 11:05 AM
At the top was Michael Jackson.
Luis Anaconda
07-29-2014, 11:06 AM
I like that - I think I will drink it more often
Monty91
07-29-2014, 11:08 AM
non-contact sport/dance, so when the massive fúck-off teacher told me to show him a kick, I kicked him in the chest.
He duly explained that this was very much not in the correct spirit of things.
Berni
07-29-2014, 11:11 AM
I mean...aside from all the other things wrong with that assertion, of course.
Berni
07-29-2014, 11:13 AM
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