I saw Ray Parlour at the airport in Sao Paulo this summer and briefly considered acting like a

[JohnnyPuma]

14-year old girl and ask for his autograph and picture, but decided against it. I think both Ray and I are glad I came to that conclusion.

It was slightly embarrassing to realise I even considered it. I am a grown man ffs. :-(

"It's only Ray Parlour" :bow: :love:

[Berni]

Are you saying Ray's a bit Savily? :-(

[Pat Vegas]

think to themselves if this is somebody they may know/met before, or just another fan type.

There is no shame in speaking to him though.

[Pat Vegas]

Is he allowed to travel?

[JohnnyPuma]

And I would have made a fool of myself.

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

[JohnnyPuma]

Monty :bow:

[The Tony]

Ran up him and pat him on the back and he nearly flew into the road :hehe:

Good lad...

[Berni]

He was fine when he was with us.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He didn't ask for an autograph. Gilles may have, though.

[Pat Vegas]

sleeping with children*
teammates wives.
shooting ballboys.
charging people for private stadium tours.

There is plenty more.

[Monty91]

The whole idea of name-dropping is to casually give the impression that meeting a celebrity is no big thing to you and just another day in your celebrity-filled life.

Bumping into a celebrity at an airport is something every **** has done, so there is nothing to be gained in terms of elevating your own status by telling people.

[zimgoonah]

he was quite bemused.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

Geddit? GEDDIT? That was good!

**** :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

asked how much I thought his bottle of lager would cost. I confessed I had no idea? "More than at Clarisges?" he asked. "About the same", was my rather lame response.

Then I noticed that he was Barry Humphries.

The lager was more expensive than at Claridges, but only by a little.

[Pat Vegas]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3893 185&rid=7103&S=d07125976a23448487c6fe9e1887c7a7 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3893185&rid=7103&S=d07125976a23448487c6fe9e1887c7a7)

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

To be honest I thought it was the bloke who used to do the film reviews.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was outside having a cigarette, and missed all the fun. There was another chap there. Everton type.

We drank Negronis all day :cloud9:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

You could tell it was him. Big, f**koff Bentley with STEIIOS as the reg plate. And he looked like Stelios. I turned right towards Cheshunt. He turned left towards Enfield. He went through a red light.

[Pat Vegas]

You should be a writer or something.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, I have no idea what that means.

[Luis Anaconda]

I tried to get a negroni on Saturday - bar I was in appeared to have every other ******* drink in the universe. Instead a raised a Mojito to you and your good lady wife.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And then I would have perhaps told him how annoying he was, when being that character.

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

in my mouth.

"Thank you for your honesty", I said to the man who introduced Usmanov to our club :puke:

[Berni]

other people to do things like going to Enfield for you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

12 hours later, the results were predictable.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

what I believe they call R&B nowadays until it was light. At least I hope you didn't

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I believe the progression went as follows:

Negroni

White wine

Vieux Carré

Beer

Champagne

Vieux Carré

Champagne

Champagne

Etc.

I was ill for 2 days.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That was dreadful.

[Berni]

It was very confusing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You probably asked for a scotch and soda.

[Berni]

wasn't about kicking people in the face, but expressing yourself. I was struggling to follow. She's a bit manic, that one.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

At the top was Michael Jackson.

[Luis Anaconda]

I like that - I think I will drink it more often

[Monty91]

non-contact sport/dance, so when the massive fúck-off teacher told me to show him a kick, I kicked him in the chest.

He duly explained that this was very much not in the correct spirit of things.

[Berni]

I mean...aside from all the other things wrong with that assertion, of course.

[Berni]