Wait, what? We've bought a right back from Newcastle? Who's 29?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

AM I ON f**kING DRUGS?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And he's white? :-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

be first choice there.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sometimes I wonder whether I really get this game.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Ace eh?

['Neg]

Oh no wait, you sort of indicated you don't. Carry on then.

[Luis Anaconda]

Look, he's a France right back with a wife called Ludivine - if you don't look too closely you won't notice the difference

[Billy Goat Sverige]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtosChxIMAAcQ1P.jpg

[Berni]

The lad was...and let's be kind to him...limited.

Mind you, sending the poor f**ker to Hull is a bit much.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He did ok.

[Pokster]

[Berni]