I know I’m a cretin and should not have needed telling, but why has it taken 34 years for me to be

[Monty91]

told by a dentist that I really need to start flossing and using sodium fluoride toothpaste otherwise all my teeth are going to rot?

[Pat Vegas]

I went the other week. This is wrong don't do this brush like that. We'll have to scan that one.

[Rich]

You don't and a lot of the damage will potentially have already been done to your teeth.

[Pat Vegas]

Someone call UKIP.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Much simpler.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Teeth out, Prostate checked regularly and slippers for Christmas, if you had Christmas

[Pat Vegas]

but let's say maybe you drip a bit more than you used to.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Monty91]

head in the sand and need incentivising to do something inconvenient that's good for me.

[Rich]

you a piece of advice it is probably for very good reason and should be heeded.

[Monty91]

a baby in an unheated swimming pool.

Any idea? Does it depend on the ambient temperature? What about a baby wet suit?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

that I need to start looking after my teeth better.

Flossing, fine, I could have started doing that of my own volition. But why has he only now prescribed me fluoride toothpaste?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

We used the local pool when they were about 4/5 months. They loved it.

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Like most things with kids, use your common sense

[Rich]

[Red N White Army]

Both my kids love the water, as long as you're vigilant, it's fine.

[Monty91]

He's happy enough on his play mat for that time, so am sure he'll be equally content on a lilo.

[Luis Anaconda]