I should like to take a brief moment to congratulate the Arsenal box office, which

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

appears to be staffed by real human being who are versed in the mysteries of customer care.

I thought I had renewed 3 season tickets in May, but, due entirely to a cock up on my part, I hadn't completed the transaction.

On Friday I received a telephone call from the box office asking whether I was happy for the season tickets to lapse. Upon realising my error I was able to pay for them there and then, thus resolving matters. They even mentioned that if I needed a few days to raise funds they would happily hold my tickets until the end of the month.

wd afc.

[Classic Jorge]

What's happened to the old Charlie?

It's all gone odd since b started eschewing bloody meats

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

their broker to liquidate such a sum.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Prospero's Magical Tricks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of course; one never knows when the good lady might require a costly item of millinery for example. One understands that other fellows prefer to shovel the stuff directly into the grateful arms of their men of business, in order to maximise returns and so on.

[Berni]

I take it you immediately insisted on paying double just to show them who was boss?

[Curly]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Wonderfully helpful. Now, just see if they can get a one legged man into the ground for the first couple of home games

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like that trumped up little nobody with his wine list. I showed him.