And now, for expert opinion on the middle east, we take you to Jorge in Yorkshire

[Harry Balls]

:hehe:

[Snin]

awsome work there ..well done..great comedy

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're making me crave salt beef on rye, a couple of latkes, and maybe a side of chopped liver.

Oy!

[Classic Jorge]

This is the one massive drawback of leaving London, I've not had a decent bit of jewnosh for some time. Apparently I'm booked into that jewsish restaurant, you know the won, next time I go down. Would it be a recommended thing?

[Snin]

with a little bit of chianti ..they love a bit of non jewish blood for the old matzo if im not mistaken ?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If you order a salt beef sandwich they'll ask you if you want the fat left on or trimmed. Madness.

The corn dog is good.

There will be chaps with beards. And ladies with tattoos.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

tutting at you.

That's a lovely little corner for food, actually. You've got the Opera Tavern just a couple of doors up, the Delaunay just round the corner, and there's even a Byron within 50 yards if you're mad for a (rather good) burger.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mozarella and tomato salad for main.

Ristretto for dessert.

Perfect.

[Berni]

Corn dogs are sausages on a stick in cake. That's incredibly wrong.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're making value judgements about a sausage; a sausage, indeed, that you don't even have to eat.

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

You'll be telling me they won't even get the "fillet o fish for ma vaaaf" joke next

[Berni]

I might just have to have porchetta and not eat the roast potatoes. :cry:

It's Fabrizio's gaff I'm going to. Find me something on there to eat, would you?

http://www.dafabrizio.co.uk/

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's like a walking evocation of Shoreditch. The others aren't far behind.

Oddly, they're pathetically grateful for a decent tip, which tells me that the trendy people of London are tight f**kers.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

Still, as the client who is taking me are a local art college I don't suppose I can complain too much about the hipsters.

I'll wear my plum trousers and brogues

[Berni]

yanqui, y'see?) I said they were an abomination.

You just opened the wound again, y'see?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your favourite. :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A corn hole may be, although I don't really know what a corn hole is. I do rather like the sound of 'cornholin'', whatever it may be.

[Classic Jorge]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-egcvSMEormo/U1u5B-vevQI/AAAAAAAAa3I/97_uiBS5YE0/s1600/sutherlandscream.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What else should one call the man skilled with the shaker?

[Classic Jorge]

http://cinemarant.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/ba-dum-tss.gif

[Berni]

They dip them in ketchup and mustard, you know. Cake. In ketchup. And mustard.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps you're thinking of something else?

[Classic Jorge]

Jesus, I worked in Wetherspoons and I could still tell you a manhattan from an old fashioned.

[Berni]

Although, given it's all jewish, you could make the 'An 'ology? You've got an 'ology?" joke.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, given what you know of my tastes, which Rye would you choose? How heavily would you deploy the Pechaud bitters? Would you garnish with orange or lemon? Shaker or rocks?

Hmm? A good mixologist can analyse your tastes and answer these important questions within moments of meeting you.

These men are Gods.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am referring to a gentleman's drinking habits.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I thought it was sort of like a battered sausage on a stick.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I bought rings on Saturday. The man suggested a 'heavier' (and naturally more expensive) ring, because he was worried that my ring would otherwise become chipped, dented and battered. I informed him that it was very important to me that my ring remained pristine and intact, so I agreed.

So basically, I paid an extra 100-odd quid just for the opportunity of making an arsehole-related joke. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I look forward to seeing your ring.

[Jake]

I was once observed him putting a drink into a barbeque in order to give it "a smoky depth".

Utter *******s, imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One must sort the wheat from the chaff, j.