So is Debauchy gooderer or ****terer than Sagna, then?

[Monty91]

I notice our new man started ahead of Bacary in the recent 2014 World Cup. Am, I to assume this means he is betterer?

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

Apparently his Opta stats are impressive

[Monty91]

Their life appears to be spent flitting between Caribbean beaches and various high profile football functions.

My love for him has regressed into unrestrained jealousy and deep-rooted bitterness :-(

[Classic Jorge]

...n cliff top road looking as cool as you'd expect bobby to look.

It's just not fair, is it?

[Monty91]

I'm currently trying and failing to grow out my beard like Bobby. How does he get such fabulous coverage? He's no more swarthy and ethnic than me :-(

[Classic Jorge]