View Full Version : Nic! if you are reading this. I would like to point out whilst I've been stirring it up all
Pat Vegas
07-18-2014, 08:55 AM
week and may appear like a right annoying c**t. So I apologise.
I think you are brilliant. So come back here and let's all have a good time.
Pokster
07-18-2014, 08:57 AM
Monty91
07-18-2014, 08:59 AM
want Nicosia to return to the board?
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:03 AM
Let's be honest, who doesn't love a good wetty?
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:10 AM
ales and fried food available in Home Counties pubs?
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:10 AM
He is almost certainly the single worst poster in the history of the board. Devoid of a single iota of wit or humour, child-like to the point of autistic in his perspective on football, incapable of original thought or insight, a serial peddler of **** internet links and sub-tabloid gossip.
He likes Arsenal. So what? Why does liking something warrant praise?
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:12 AM
He's no way at the level of your devongooners and bostonbrians, he may be as lacking in wit and rhetoric but crucially he's much, much funnier.
It's not intentional but it still counts
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:13 AM
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:15 AM
He distracts good posters (such as yourself) which reduces the amount of quality content to read on the board.
I'm sure he's a perfectly good natured guy, but that is not my concern. His presence fundamentally makes the board ****ter. Let's pray this episode keeps him away forever.
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:16 AM
After all, let's be honest, if this place were restricted to interesting posters, we'd struggle to make double figures. :shrug:
Pat Vegas
07-18-2014, 09:16 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:17 AM
World peace. An end to hunger. Maybe a cheeky request for Aunt Mabel's operation to go ok. That sort of thing.
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:19 AM
And I reckon we could rustle up 50+ interesting posters. That would be enough...
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:20 AM
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:21 AM
Perhaps as Storey or Dixon or Henry or Cesc put the ball on the spot to take a vital penalty?
Pokster
07-18-2014, 09:21 AM
just saying
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:24 AM
with him, though.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:24 AM
Just how old do you think I am?
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:26 AM
I'm sorry if I'm some way out.
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:27 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:27 AM
Late 40s.
Alright, very late 40s.
Pokster
07-18-2014, 09:28 AM
but no reason at all to not want him back
define it..then i will have learnt something today..thanks J..good to get ito ut the way early
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:31 AM
whom he perceives to be making fun of him. However, I suspect that is largely a product of a lifetime of being the butt of jokes he doesn't really understand and I can't find it in my heart to dislike him for it.
Do I find his posts interesting? No. But then he's probably bored ****less by lots of mine. Live and let live imo.
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:32 AM
adjective
(of a person) at the point of death.
synonyms: dying, expiring, terminal, on one's deathbed, near death, at death's door, not long for this world More
antonyms: thriving, recovering
(of a thing) in terminal decline; lacking vitality or vigor.
"the moribund commercial property market"
synonyms: declining, in decline, waning, dying, stagnating, stagnant, crumbling, on its last legs More
moribundity
1. the state or quality of being on the verge of death.
2. close to extinction or stagnant. — moribund, adj.
so he is the arbiter ( 1. (Law) a person empowered to judge in a dispute; referee; arbitrator
2. a person having complete control of something
of moribunditry ? :rubchin: id say more the arbiter of banality or non offesnivnous.. but im sure you are right
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:33 AM
Yes, the whole internet
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:35 AM
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:35 AM
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:35 AM
Think of the benefits! People offering you their seat when you're still in your 50s? Walking out of restaurants without paying and blaming it on alzheimers?
You should count yourself very lucky indeed.
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:36 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:37 AM
Monty91
07-18-2014, 09:39 AM
VERY near the toilets...
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:40 AM
I might flounce.
Classic Jorge
07-18-2014, 09:40 AM
Would you like a calmative?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:44 AM
Would it be too bad to have them for lunch?
I liked your mutton/lahm thing, but felt it needed something extra to make it really stand out.
Could you, for instance, do something Germanic with the mutton?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:47 AM
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:48 AM
the audience who don't know the German for sheep (ie virtually all of them).
No. The cutlets will be delish. Have them with some sort of salsa. Just avoid the carbs.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-18-2014, 09:48 AM
Berni
07-18-2014, 09:48 AM
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07-18-2014, 09:55 AM
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