This is an injury just waiting to happen...take it easier ffs

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

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[the splendor of antigone]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Look at that useless c**t with his fancy spina bifida! He can't walk like I can, what a useless tosser!"

[Ashberto]

Nor, even, have derision or venom. Just a resigned sense of fatality (not quite literally).

Of course, some twunts do speak badly of the useless perma-crock but I'm not sure it was the case here.

[Berni]

(following a heated debate with our physio team about whose jurisdiction said appendage fell under - it had a boot and a sock attached, so Vic decided it was kit).

[Monty91]

[Berni]

Anyway, he's married to my cousin Sarah, who's a doctor. I made some joke about her taking her work home with her. Didn't go down all that well. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not sure why they shred that with you.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

And anyway, it's a good excuse not to. "Thanks for that, love. I'd love to reciprocate, but the old Spina bifida's playing up a bit. Sorry...zzzzzzzz."

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

On the grounds that he was 'spineless'. :-(

[Monty91]

'Malnutrition', we called him.

Karneet? Can't eat? Oh forget it :rolleyes:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That sounds a horrible condition.

How was your birthday chinese, or is it yet to come?

[Monty91]

going to be positively shvitzing, remaining in the mid-20s through the night.

So I am considering a late swerve in favour of al fresco dining. Tempted by the pop-up restaurant at the top of Selfridges run by the former head chef at The Ivy, but I am open to suggestions, either gastronomicalistically or sexualistically speaking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

NEVER wrong.)

Scott's has it's nice terrace but that's always booked out months ahead... Pont de la Tour? Bit far for you, maybe. The Orrery? Too D&D, perhaps.

Maybe a good schvitz is just the thing with Szechuan food, like eating spicey food in hot climates works.

[Monty91]

http://www.restaurant-michaelnadra.co.uk/primrose/

I think this could be The One.