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Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:15 AM
From a so-called friend and Chelsea fan (lives in Suffolk). Hilarious....

Mate,

You're signing Debauchery, who is not good enough to replace Sagna, Mertersakker is going to be doubly exposed now. Sagna 2x team of the year, Debuchey 1x newcastle player. Not the same league.

And you got Sanchez, woooooo, big deal. Barcalona let him go as they landed your real target, old Piranha chops. Muppets, you did it again. Last year you funded Bale to Real, which probably helped you out with Spurs, but this time by buying Sanchez you funded Suarez to Barcalona. Numpty. ha ha.

Unless you get Kedirha you're going down the toilet. Jack's back on the fags, and he's coming to us one day you know it, Rosicky is turning 40 this year I'm sure, world cup highlighted Mertersakker's flaws so he's in trouble, Joel Campbell looked out of shape and lazy, Giroud is worse than Remy not sure what you're doing there, Arteta is no good against the good teams the little feet f**ker, your left backs take turns in being ****, Walnutt is too thick to realize he's no good but thankfully injuries keep getting him, Chamberpot is far from the finished article, I could go on. The silver lining is that you do have Ozil, Koscielny, Ramsey and Podolski but why don't you play him I'll never know.

Fabregas is gonna do ya, at the Emirates. Him and Schurle a couple a piece.

Hope your summer is good, in septic land. Let me know when you're over next. cheers.

Billy Goat Sverige
07-17-2014, 11:18 AM

Luis Anaconda
07-17-2014, 11:18 AM
:-)


You could point out that the collection of **** he describes finished a couple of points behind his lot and won a trophy.

Or you could just ignore the illiterate c**t

Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:21 AM

Pioneer
07-17-2014, 11:21 AM
I would guess that those meetings are nothing short of legendary.

Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:22 AM

Classic Jorge
07-17-2014, 11:22 AM

Pat Vegas
07-17-2014, 11:22 AM
They all seem to have a Soccer AM mentality these days.
Along with appalling language. SMASH THIS SMASH THAT, TELL YOU SOMETHING YEAH? GET ON IT YEAH.

And that's just the women.

Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:23 AM

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
07-17-2014, 11:23 AM

Classic Jorge
07-17-2014, 11:24 AM

Classic Jorge
07-17-2014, 11:25 AM

Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:25 AM

Pat Vegas
07-17-2014, 11:26 AM
These types always seem to be shaking hands and doing that sort of handshake hug thing they do in the US.

Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:27 AM
They're f**king dire to be honest, not sure why I keep asking for them. The family bag of mixed flavour discos was the real winner from what he brought with him.

Pat Vegas
07-17-2014, 11:28 AM
at talking like this. He talks and I leave unaware of what he really means.

Tell you something yeah.
300 people downstairs for lunch in itsu yeah?
I don't think so just stick it in the hilton.

:shrug: I have no idea what he is talking about.

There is another bitch who if you want to speak to her, she says 'TELL ME' like she's a f**king god.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
07-17-2014, 11:31 AM

Berni
07-17-2014, 11:32 AM

Harry Balls
07-17-2014, 11:34 AM
stock he previously told them was a winner, to replace it with a new shiny object so he can earn commission on the trades.

That's a car salesman type preying on people's greedy conscience.

Classic Jorge
07-17-2014, 11:35 AM

Berni
07-17-2014, 11:35 AM

Berni
07-17-2014, 11:38 AM
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