I still think we are going to sign Khedira. Despite what his agent says.

[Pat Vegas]

If he goes to Chelsea :shout:

They have removed Khedria's shirt from the Madrid shop apparently.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

think an agent is going to answer the phone to him and go "Hello mate. Yeah we're in talks but it's little bit stuck on wage demands at the minute, we want this much they're only offering this much". Not everyone is a gob****e like Harry Redknapp.

[Ben.]

He said that people he knows close to Khedira say he wants to join Arsenal but not sure if Real want to sell and whether we are willing to push the boat out.
Added that he doesn't think we need him and would be much better off with Bender who is a holding midfielder, some people think that he can be got if we make the same bid, £20m , again.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

in preseason and Arsene will point to him being LANS.

He will then get injured around the end of September and never be seen again.

[Ben.]

Give it a month.

[Pat Vegas]

[Ben.]

F*ck knows why we had to wait on Newcastle though, it's not as if it's the last day.

[Mickey Pearce]

We agreed a fee of £26.5m with Real and he flew over to London to close the deal but it's pretty obvious that he's got some issues physically.

It's times like this having a manager like Arsene is well worth it because lesser managers would've just wasted the money.

We moved onto other targets.

I said at the start of the summer that weren't just after one of the Bender brothers but both and that's still the case.

I would prefer Sven whose just about the toughest player I've ever met. tougher than Keane or Vieiria. a complete nutcase on a par with the Thai lad from Blood sport but Arsene prefers Lars whose a bit more graceful.

That's all I know on the midfield front. I've been pretty busy working with John Ruddy, his agent and Norwich. good lad and I think everyone will really like him. would you believe the first day I showed up they thought we were interested in Ricky van Wolfswinkle :clap: Caught them napping completely on Ruddy.

Kind Regards

Your Best Mate

Mickey Pearce

[Pat Vegas]

They trick the players into doing it in training.

Ok lads next exercise is to run to the shops carrying these heavy sacks. Ivan will meet you there.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

Hello Newcastle we nearly have your money ready.

[Ben.]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Kroos & Khedira. Both names beginning with K.

Both Germans also.

Younger model than Alonso also.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As likely that Di Maria could be moved on in to facilitate him.

Just would not surprise me one jot to read in the next few days that SK had extended his contract. Difficult to understand why either party would want to terminate the employment (unless Ancelloti simply does not fancy him a la Ozil).

[Classic Jorge]

Sensitive f**kers, footballers. Once they get their lip out it's hard to put it back again, even when it's over something relatively trivial.

Yaya Toure's underweight birthday cake is a perfect example.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Having said that it is my birthday at the weekend and if there is no cake I will be c**ting furious.