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Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-16-2014, 09:14 PM
I stop breathing and leave my mouth open. If she hasn't noticed after too long I make a gargling noise.
Trixie Popsicle
07-16-2014, 09:16 PM
the splendor of antigone
07-16-2014, 09:17 PM
:-)
arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)
07-16-2014, 09:18 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-16-2014, 09:19 PM
We'd be the posh and becks of awimb
arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)
07-16-2014, 09:20 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-16-2014, 09:21 PM
Classic Jorge
07-16-2014, 09:21 PM
http://www.free-range.org.uk/images/images/8366.jpg
Trixie Popsicle
07-16-2014, 09:21 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-16-2014, 09:22 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
07-16-2014, 09:24 PM
Classic Jorge
07-16-2014, 09:25 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-16-2014, 09:27 PM
Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-16-2014, 09:29 PM
Berni
07-16-2014, 09:33 PM
Have you ever considered allowing a professional lady to relieve you of the tiresome burden of your virginity? I know the ideas of sex and intimacy terrify you, but it might stop you succumbing to ****er's Doom.
the splendor of antigone
07-16-2014, 09:35 PM
Great advice.
except a f**king detaining under the Mental Health Act 1983 - Sections 2, 3, 4 & 5, at the very least....
Berni
07-16-2014, 09:39 PM
everything for him? He's clearly a bit scared, poor chap.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
07-16-2014, 09:40 PM
Trixie Popsicle
07-16-2014, 09:56 PM
:rubchin:
Trixie Popsicle
07-16-2014, 09:57 PM
DG (socialist surrender monkey)
07-16-2014, 09:57 PM
what will you do then?
Berni
07-16-2014, 09:59 PM
Harry Balls
07-16-2014, 10:37 PM
Mc Gooner
07-17-2014, 05:50 AM
Mc Gooner
07-17-2014, 07:53 AM
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