sometimes I pretend I'm dead when my bird is round for a laugh

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I stop breathing and leave my mouth open. If she hasn't noticed after too long I make a gargling noise.

[Trixie Popsicle]

[the splendor of antigone]

:-)

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

We'd be the posh and becks of awimb

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.free-range.org.uk/images/images/8366.jpg

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Classic Jorge]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Berni]

Have you ever considered allowing a professional lady to relieve you of the tiresome burden of your virginity? I know the ideas of sex and intimacy terrify you, but it might stop you succumbing to ****er's Doom.

[the splendor of antigone]

Great advice.

[IUFG]

except a f**king detaining under the Mental Health Act 1983 - Sections 2, 3, 4 & 5, at the very least....

[Berni]

everything for him? He's clearly a bit scared, poor chap.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Trixie Popsicle]

:rubchin:

[Trixie Popsicle]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

what will you do then?

[Berni]

[Harry Balls]

[Mc Gooner]

['Neg]

[Mc Gooner]