I received an email from a dead person yesterday. Slightly unnerving.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

She loved that game, none the less - like the idea that Nicos is "always interesting" - it's a massive f**king stretch.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

That's an interesting one though, what happens to your Facebook account when you die?

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

There's a South Park script there, I think.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Every episode is about the latest f**king tech rather than an actual story about things that happen to people and where people do things.

[Pat Vegas]

Maybe I was always boring but not this boring

[Classic Jorge]

You're married, of course you're boring.

My advice will be to try and remember every detail of what it's like to have sex, it will come in handy later.

[Classic Jorge]

It seems to have got into a pissing competition over turnaround time.