Hague and Gove gone in the same day!

[Classic Jorge]

Like winning the cup again

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Seriously though, one of his best mates doesn't even think he's up for the job.

Out of a mix of boredom and perverted interest, what do you think he's done for the education system that's actually helped it?

[Classic Jorge]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

point in debating it.

[redgunamo]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Not to mention the spelling and grammar.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

I can afford to pay for another round of new replica shirts.

And then the bloody Germans go and win the World Cup too :-|

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

What's wrong with Germany winning the World Cup?

[Ashberto]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

my life even if I haven't been able to emulate Napoleon and Hitler.

[redgunamo]

Whenever "everyone I know" agrees with me, I'm convinced I must be in the wrong.

[Classic Jorge]

And anyway, what sort of wrongcock changes their team?

I grew up being able to hear Highbury on match days.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[redgunamo]

Which naturally differentiates them from the old ones (bought about half an hour ago, it seems like) which only have three.

[Classic Jorge]

I've never been impressed with him myself, I think he's a hack and a shoddy little ideologue almost entirely lacking of original thought.

[Ashberto]

Is this what you are doing too?

[Classic Jorge]

You even have those little wooden forks and an inexplicable jar of pickled onions nobody has opened since 1994.

[redgunamo]

But then, I suspect you knew that already ;-)

In Germany, there aren't any, you know. Not allowed. I blame the parents.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Yeah I know, unhygienic except I'm a compulsive hand washer.

[Ashberto]

Make do and mend, you see, Proper child of WW2, she was.

Anyway, shouldn't you be working for France these days? Their guvmint seems to be keen on rebuilding their old African empire.

[Classic Jorge]

Why can't we do all of that sensible northern european social democratic stuff, red? I don't necessarily agree with their politics but it does seem to undeniably get results. They've certainly nailed that whole fair, democratic, meritocratic thing, haven't they?

What's holding us back eh? Is it a poverty of thought, a meanness of spirit or is it just the nasty poshos can't bear to see us all get on?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

The thing is, I know you agree with most of it

[redgunamo]

That's why.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

we're just not the type.

[Ashberto]

Yes, that thing you despise. It was an incredible feat of planning, design, engineering, and perseverance - and disaster nearly struck in 2003 when a bank pulled out. The consequences for the club would have been unthinkable.

Then Arsene achieves miracles in constantly keeping us in the top four in the face of all the sugardaddyism that you understand well - and here we are, on the brink of something that could be very special.

The alternative would have been to stay on Avenell Road and be somewhere on Everton's level for ever at best.

Maybe if this had happened you might have wanted to come down for a game or three, and would be happy. But is that really the best for the club?

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

Seriously though, different places produce different people(s). If you refuse to understand this there's really nothing to be done.

Or maybe that's the point and I've missed it?

[redgunamo]

And leave like an Englishman.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

I've been, y'know

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

Or something.

There have been some good games, y'know.

[Ashberto]

I had to leave her. She was f☺cking mental.