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Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-15-2014, 08:23 PM
turns out it was a small hard ball of ****. Gave me quite the fright.

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 08:24 PM

Rich
07-15-2014, 08:26 PM

Mc Gooner
07-15-2014, 08:27 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 08:28 PM

Rich
07-15-2014, 08:31 PM
university.

Low rent? Hmm.

If you want a game of Top Trumps then I'm up for it.

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 08:35 PM
Fifth rate public school in some hideous home counties cesspit.
Nasty white tile university where you thought you had made it.
Now a Medic in the suburbs where as much as anything you spout ill informed right wing nonsense on here.

Me.

First Class Degree Kings College (London)
MSc Research Methodology LSE
PhD Cambridge

Fairly Illustrious career in academia now a novelist.

Monty91
07-15-2014, 08:38 PM
Other than that, fair play.

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 08:39 PM
...Just finished my first novel. If nobody takes it, I shall rest my weary pen!

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
07-15-2014, 08:42 PM
Your posts are dull so I dread to think what your boring novels are like. PhD my arse.

Monty91
07-15-2014, 08:44 PM

Mc Gooner
07-15-2014, 08:47 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
07-15-2014, 08:47 PM
It's time to leave school mate.

Rich
07-15-2014, 08:48 PM
MB BS From University College London (we consider Imperial our rivals - not you :hehe:)
Member of the RSM
As I'm sure you are aware, a MB BS or MBBS are regarded as superior to PHds.

You are a novelist? Need I say more...

I was educated at a very old, very proud grammar school.

So let us see:

School - Don't know because you didn't say. But Rich probably wins.
Uni - Rich wins
Job - Rich wins.

Rich
07-15-2014, 08:49 PM

The JBear
07-15-2014, 08:51 PM

Rich
07-15-2014, 08:54 PM

Luis Anaconda
07-15-2014, 08:54 PM
the internet has ever seen. I think awimb is the real loser here

the splendor of antigone
07-15-2014, 08:56 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:00 PM
Having been a Reader and Professor at institutions of greater regard than any you list, I would suggest your job claim is spurious to say the least.

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:00 PM

Rich
07-15-2014, 09:01 PM

Supermac1976
07-15-2014, 09:01 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:02 PM

Rich
07-15-2014, 09:02 PM
Enjoy scraping a living, old chap :thumbup:

'Neg
07-15-2014, 09:03 PM

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:03 PM

the splendor of antigone
07-15-2014, 09:04 PM
people's posts? It must be some kind of pathology, surely?
What do you derive from this activity?

The JBear
07-15-2014, 09:05 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:06 PM
Although I am conscious that many do. I'm just fortunately wealthy! I just don't flaunt my wealth or status like you!

Rich
07-15-2014, 09:08 PM
Puerto Andratx but I'm taking the bike and planning to cycle up to Soller, Deia and Valldemossa.

Also, have you been to Cala Pi in the south? Going to cycle there too.

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:08 PM

Rich
07-15-2014, 09:09 PM

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:09 PM
I've done it again, haven't I :-(

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:11 PM

Ashberto
07-15-2014, 09:11 PM
Academic dick-waving contests are so vulgar.

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:11 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:12 PM

Ashberto
07-15-2014, 09:12 PM

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:14 PM

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:15 PM

Ashberto
07-15-2014, 09:15 PM
Don't judge him too harshly though.

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:19 PM
I have no quarrel with you, and as somebody who has written you know how it works at all levels.

redgunamo
07-15-2014, 09:19 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:20 PM

redgunamo
07-15-2014, 09:20 PM

redgunamo
07-15-2014, 09:21 PM

Monty91
07-15-2014, 09:23 PM
That your agent has agreed to help find you a publisher still does not make you a 'novelist' any more than anyone else who has written an unpublished novel (of whom there are millions).

Mc Gooner
07-15-2014, 09:23 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:26 PM

Camp Freddie
07-15-2014, 09:28 PM

Mc Gooner
07-15-2014, 09:29 PM

Ashberto
07-15-2014, 09:32 PM
HTH!

redgunamo
07-15-2014, 09:43 PM

LDB.
07-15-2014, 09:43 PM
What do I win?

redgunamo
07-15-2014, 09:50 PM

LDB.
07-15-2014, 09:58 PM