Anyone seen the movie "Boyhood" yet?

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Monty91]

to do.

I told her to do what she usually does - ignore it :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm awfully sorry to hear that. Do you feel under-appreciated? Or, perhaps, entirely emasculated? :-(

[Berni]

cine. :-(

[Berni]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=571654 &mid=3911360&rid=22&S=7bcb80fd7fdea5bd59c8937936 a59e93&rev=&reveal= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=571654&mid=3911360&rid=22&S=7bcb80fd7fdea5bd59c8937936a59e93&rev=&reveal=)

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Lunch from the motorway services included a packet of those Lays 'Poulet Roti au Thyme' crisps. They're my favourite.

[Monty91]

like Jimmy Saville in a nursing home, just like the good old days.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What is wrong with these chaps? Can't keep their women happy.

[IUFG]

[Berni]

And not the good kind. The kind from stock cubes. :-(

I got a big bag of those vinaigre d'échalote wons when I was over there. Pretty much ate all of them myself.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Odd, I know.

[Monty91]

If, in one of the 2 hour windows that he is not, I dare to touch one of them, she screams in agony due to 'engorgement'.

This is not condusive to a healthy sex life and in no way reflects on my ability to keep my woman "happy".

I would appreciate if you were a little more thoughtful before barreling in with such hurtful comments.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I hope I die of cancer.

[Berni]

wons. Maybe the French have a secret way of not making your piss stink? Although it sounds unlikely, tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't you generally urinate into a lavatory? With water in, and everything? Should this not rather dilute the smell of your waste fluids? Because I'm going to be honest with you here, I've never smelt my own piss.

[Berni]

It's only with roast chicken crisps. And asparagus.

[Berni]

funbags. Odd, isn't it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

You have PM

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Or perhaps you don't :rubchin:

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

Anything more than that is pure simulation. Diving basically.

A dangerous path to follow, in my view.