I have some distressing news about Sanchez's *****.

[Berni]

I and a panel of experts have subjected the pictures of our new signing's groinal area to considerable scrutiny and I'm afraid the conclusion is that he has a large sac, but is sadly lacking in the cock department. I'm sorry, but there it is. :-(

Wenger out imo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrPIuU4CEAAyJx1.jpg

[Monty91]

so hairless?

[the splendor of antigone]

all his drives and desires into his football, giving him a chance to compensate for his lack of penile length by being fetishized by the Arsenal faithful, making him feel like a giant, erect, veiny, throbbing phallus thus pleasing all parties :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ogen or Galia, you decide.

I don't mind about his winky, as long as his English is passable.

[Berni]

"All veg and no meat" was the rather damning conclusion, I'm afraid. There may have been some cackling. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When does he have to get back to his job with CHiPs?

http://banooni.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/5lqc0k.jpg

http://www.erikestrada.com/images/Gallery/b26.jpg?Action=thumbnail&Width=200&Height=200&Algorithm=proportional&USM=1

[Monty91]

What happens when she meets Jack's missus? What on earth will they talk about? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Aren't these latin types generally swarthy?

Does Jack have a girlfriend? I thought there were just random brood mares scattered around.

[Rich]

here.

[Monty91]

Jack has two children with his girlfriend, I believe.

[Berni]

[Berni]

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/4376/your20a20homojh5.jpg

[Rich]

[the splendor of antigone]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

As would the freckles.

[Jake]

Perhaps, one day, we'll work at the same agency and I'll gently rub myself against the ping-pong table.

[Monty91]

Touch of the downs, perhaps?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

[PSRB]

[Bergkamp's Brain]