A woman goes to the vet .....

[Mc Gooner]

I realised that our dog (a Schnauzer) was getting progressively deaf so I took it to the vets. The vet found that the problem was hair growing in the dog's ears. He trimmed the hair and cleaned both ears, and the dog’s hearing improved 100% back to normal. The vet then advised me that, to keep this hair growth from recurring, I should buy some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. I went to the chemists and bought some "Nair" hair remover. As I was paying, the chemist said, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use any deodorant for a few days."
I said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The chemist said, "OK, if you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." I replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'll be using it on my Schnauzer." The chemist said, "Well, don’t ride your bike for about a week."

[Pokster]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Come on, the sun is well over the yard-arm, have a few beers first.

[Mc Gooner]

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