What to buy the man who has everything .......... or Monty

[Mc Gooner]

What to buy the man who has everything .......... or Monty (http://www.firebox.com/product/6086/UNT-Mug)

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

If I wanted to be real I would have said Kids...but you are about to find that out

[Monty91]

[PSRB]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Everything about kids absorbs money

[Monty91]

but not sure we can be arsed with having to formally employ the f**kers.

[Monty91]

in accepting hand-me-downs for all the big ticket items like a buggy and cot.

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

You can give and they can take everything with love on both sides. It's where the lines are drawn really. Good luck

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It eases you into a false sense of security.

They're a huge money drain. Nappies, Arsenal kits, Argentina shirts, Portugal shirts, Lego.

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

taxi driving, taxis, parties holidays university every-f**king-thing.

Love em

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Per month that is.

Then the f**kers came and asked me for more in order to go on day trips.

Shocking.

[IUFG]

if you can cope with an 18 year old Eastern European girl living in your house with you . . .

[Monty91]

I'm more keen. I have visions of her sitting around sucking my cock all day.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Just financed my son's 8 week internship in South Africa.

I figure I am not going on holiday now so I am missing nowt

[IUFG]