3rd Generation Gooner
07-11-2014, 10:35 PM
2013 Arsenal Football Club offer LFC £46m for Toothy Suarez, a bid which is accepted. Arsenal go on to win the PL on the back of his admittedly quite good in front of goalness.
So good in fact they are none too surprised when parallelunivercARCA offer a mind numbing £75m during the close season, a bid which is immediately accepted for the fecking nutjob he is.
The universe applaud both AFC's play on the pitch and their astute financial acumen
...in yet another parallel universe AFC reject the bid for Toothy requesting an additional pound more...the request is rejected, Toothy stays and chews off a teammate's leg by accident the following day
So good in fact they are none too surprised when parallelunivercARCA offer a mind numbing £75m during the close season, a bid which is immediately accepted for the fecking nutjob he is.
The universe applaud both AFC's play on the pitch and their astute financial acumen
...in yet another parallel universe AFC reject the bid for Toothy requesting an additional pound more...the request is rejected, Toothy stays and chews off a teammate's leg by accident the following day