Look, different strokes and all that, but club-branded leisurewear...yuck.

[Berni]

Replica shirts aren't my cup of tea, but if you only wear them to games, I suppose...y'know...if you must.

However, the decision to buy a polo shirt, jacket, trousers or any other form of clothing for use in non-sporting contexts is wholly unacceptable in a grown adult.

So stop it. All of you.

[7evens]

Let them eat cake, and all that..

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Just laugh at them quietly

[Berni]

And 'It's a highly-valued revenue stream' wasn't an excuse for the slave trade and it's not an excuse for selling ugly clothes to even uglier people.

[Classic Jorge]

They aren't outdoor wear

[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

apart from my Monks outfit of course

[redgunamo]

Either you want Alexis Sanchez or you don't.

[Classic Jorge]

How's the leg, Withers? What happened?

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

So people could truly be f**ked by their favourite player,head first.

I believe you have found a wonderful gap in the market

[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

3 broken metatarsals in my left one. Surgery last Monday to insert incy-wincy plates to hold 2 of them together as they were completely separated.

2-3 weeks

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

''The Robben, goes down smoother than a fireman on a honyed pole''

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

for three weeks then 4-6 in plaster. I shall go change my handle to Witharby

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

It's either replica tat or the Gambino family, I'm afraid.

You decide.

[Classic Jorge]

[Mack]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

This could work

[gooner4life]

surely you were prime suicide fodder as a teenager or something?

I am not advocating you kill yourself, I am quite fond of you, but you're a miserable **** at the best of times.

[Pat Vegas]

Unless you play hockey going to a hockey game then there is no point.

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

He doesn't even have the benefit of being charming or funny

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

God, you're well ignorant.

[Supermac1976]

'It looks good but just never seems to work properly." http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

sexual prowess. You youngsters these days seem quite happy with it, though.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Pat Vegas]

[redgunamo]

the dancing penguins.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

I have never been so intimidated in my life :-(

I reckon I could have left the room and she'd not even have noticed I'd gone :-(

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

isn't it? It's essentially saying 'I like you, but you're f**king hopeless. This battery operated bit of latex will do what you can't."

What's wrong with faking an orgasm and then dumping you like in the good old days? :shrug:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Well not quite but 2 completely broken and detached metatarsals and 1 fractured. Off the foot for 2-3 weeks until swelling goes down then 4-6 weeks in plaster.

Basic physics involving weight distribution across small bones.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Correlation?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Well a day before work actually. I really, really wish there was a good reason other than not looking where I was going. Drink, drugs, sport, anything other than stepping on a slope to a drain. Embarrasing

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Pat Vegas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

I was pimping biatches outside Hollowway Road tube station back then :stewiegriffin: