I'm not an Engerlund fetishist

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

but I'd f**king laugh if that cünt Robben scored a handball, then went on an incredible mazy run to score.

Then got banned from the final.

[the splendor of antigone]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

But losing the use of one leg, I could live with that. Chuck in the loss of a ******* as well for good measure.

[the splendor of antigone]

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I mean, more than you used to.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Berni]

testicularly complete. We didn't get together, though. Not sure I could shag an amputee, tbh (not that she was offering, you understand).

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I didn't have you down as a prude.

[Berni]

Did briefly see a girl with scoliosis, though. Will that do?