18 months in the slammer for Coulson Beautiful, just beautiful...

[Monty91]

Let's pray the evil **** gets slipped a razor blade while in there.

[Ben.]

[Classic Jorge]

He'll come out in seven or eight months having caught up on some reading and with a far better golf swing.

[Monty91]

Presumably he will struggle for work when he gets out, which is nice. And you've gotta assume it will put a serious strain on his marriage.

In short, the lad's gotta be disappointed with that, Clive.

[Classic Jorge]

[Hillary]