First World Problemswimb: I have been invited to Cafe Spice Namaste and The Delaunay by separate

[Berni]

people on the same day. I must choose one or t'other - there is no rescheduling possible. Most irritating.

I shall go to The Delaunay, of course, but still. :-(

[the splendor of antigone]

*or cock if you're partial to that

[Classic Jorge]

like the boy splendour says, go with the tits

[Berni]

Besides which, a really good restaurant makes it its business to ensure its customers are comfortable.

[Classic Jorge]

I've eaten at some of the finest restaurants in London but would much rather have some home made lasagna on my lap at home.

I don't like the flunkies, the silly wine pouring ritual, the lack of brown sauce etc etc

[Berni]

comfortable with the idea of being comfortable in them imo.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, never really been a fan of eating in public either.

[Camp Freddie]

[Camp Freddie]

...I know with a degree of certainty none of them were called Berni!

[The Tony]

Easy easy

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Peter]

Much like a long haul flight. The only distraction is the food which, however good, will lleave me feeling mildly bored over a long period.

So i would go with jorge here...pick the one that has the people you want to dine with.