Turned on Eastenders for the first time in years only to be greeted by Danny Dyer saying >>>

[Twat Cuddles]

"She's pwobly off her fackin' nut!"*

What the f**k has happened? How did he get there?

*ok... The "fackin" bit might have been made up.

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

to his already static, pisspoor performances.