I see Bixente Lizarazou got a mench down below

[Classic Jorge]

Not only is he a french commentator but after retiring he became the european jiu-jitsu champion.

There you go, from french world champion to european hebrew fighter

[Ben.]

If you're David Pleat.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

That said, the new breed of pundit/commentator isn't much better.

I've seen plenty of hype about the Nevilles (inexplicable, the both of them) and Danny Murphy (Basically Lawrenson doing a Big Ron impression) but I just can't see it. It seems to be getting more inane, if anything.

Obviously Robbie Saverage just goes without saying.

[Rich]

number of days skiing per year - an activity typically outlawed for professional footballers, for understandable reasons.

[Classic Jorge]

Wasn't he caught kerb crawling around seven sisters?

[Ben.]

jesus christ, I think Gary Neville talked Phil into punditry (is that a thing?) to enhance himself.

I quite like Chris Waddle, some of his England rants are entertaining, he gets absolutely furious.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

nah.....no left back is worth that