Classic Jorge
06-26-2014, 01:19 PM
http://www.clarionledger.com/story/opinion/columnists/2014/0 6/25/coulter-growing-interest-soccer-sign-nations-moral-deca y/11372137/?fb_action_ids=%5B%2710154320437200323%27%5D& fb_action_types=%5B%27og.comments%27%5D (http://www.clarionledger.com/story/opinion/columnists/2014/06/25/coulter-growing-interest-soccer-sign-nations-moral-decay/11372137/?fb_action_ids=%5B%2710154320437200323%27%5D&fb_action_types=%5B%27og.comments%27%5D)
Highlights:
"Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls — all in front of a crowd. "
"The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport. Most sports are sublimated warfare."
"You can't use your hands in soccer. (Thus eliminating the danger of having to catch a fly ball.) What sets man apart from the lesser beasts, besides a soul, is that we have opposable thumbs. Our hands can hold things. Here's a great idea: Let's create a game where you're not allowed to use them!"
Highlights:
"Individual achievement is not a big factor in soccer. In a real sport, players fumble passes, throw bricks and drop fly balls — all in front of a crowd. "
"The prospect of either personal humiliation or major injury is required to count as a sport. Most sports are sublimated warfare."
"You can't use your hands in soccer. (Thus eliminating the danger of having to catch a fly ball.) What sets man apart from the lesser beasts, besides a soul, is that we have opposable thumbs. Our hands can hold things. Here's a great idea: Let's create a game where you're not allowed to use them!"