Steven Gerrard seems to think we lost a war or something.

[Berni]

Surely even the uber-scouser himself must see that 'grieving' is not an appropriate response to losing a couple of football matches?

[redgunamo]

[Ears are alight]

[Berni]

Can you imagine real men like Boycs or Brian Close or even Allan Border or Ian Chappel 'grieving' because they lost a game?

I doubt if between them they'd ever shed enough tears to seal an envelope. Proper men :nod:

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

I don't think I know any women who like football, or even give a stuff for it.

In fairness though, I have four sons so there's no need for it.

[Ben.]

between the centre back and the full back?

[Berni]

[Snin]

and goes to most games plus my missus happy to watch most games

[redgunamo]

[Ben.]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Invite the ladies to Glyndebourne, on the other hand, and you're looking at several thousand pounds worth of new dresses and court shoes (for them, I mean).

You do the math :homer:

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Sir Geoffrey's mum's pinny would do a roaring trade fielding crosses in this ongoing World Cup. Mostly from that new African chap we are signing

:hide:

[redgunamo]

[dismalswamp]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

*probably

[Mc Gooner]

[Camp Freddie]