Did AWIMB see what that crazy Stark woman did to the Wembley pitch?

[Ears are alight]

That'll take a while to relay imo. Good job we're not playing the charity shield there soon...

Oh, WE ARE!

[Ashberto]

The president's daughter and dodgy husband will see that Jack gets the blame for this.

[Berni]

[Hillary]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

Horrible cow promoted to completely evil bitch, basically.

[Hillary]

[Ears are alight]

[Ears are alight]

[Luis Anaconda]

:hehe: OK that might be slightly optimistic

[Ashberto]

I found spreading a story over 24 hours of real time to be a bit painful imo. (I've only watched the 1st series other than this one)

[Berni]

position. The little gob****e.

[Ben.]

and none of our players can figure it out, absolute f*ckwits.

Reminds me of that time Australia skittled us for about 35 then in we come and start hurling it halfway down the pitch.

[Luis Anaconda]

the rant against Warne - even if the dullard deserves it - wasn't the act man with his mind in the right place

[Berni]

it to? Bell? :-( Broad? :-( Prior? :-( :-(

[Hillary]

[Luis Anaconda]

Surprised Anderson isn't mentioned - probably a more sane choice than Broad

[Berni]

'Cos they're usually fick.

[Luis Anaconda]

but nah - I agree. Bad idea

[Ben.]

Not that that is any sort of a barometer.

[Berni]

[Ben.]

Although he is about 14 and hasn't got a score yet.

We have that fat c*nt Key as captain, he keeps getting out first ball.

[Berni]

and quite consciously chose the former. You almost have to admire that.

Mind you, at this rate, he might be in with a shout.

[Hillary]

spinner worthy of the name :-(

Two and a half years ago, we were trying to work out how to fit all our seamers into the side we had so many. Now, we have Plunkett and Jordan in our first choice 11.

So much is wrong, B.

[Ben.]

He always used to open and carry his bat, not sure what that said for the rest of our batting (and their bowling).

[Berni]

What a fine example of a multicultural society.

I don't mind us being gash. It restores the universe's balance.

[Hillary]

the done thing for a cricketer, despite being fairly routine for a footballer (one imagines)

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Ben.]

[Berni]

[Ben.]

nice school though.

[Berni]

[Ben.]

[redgunamo]