I've got to overnight in Swindon

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Anyone know an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet?

[Rich]

Why would you put yourself through a night in Swindon?!

[Pat Vegas]

I haven't been to Swindon but I assume it's one of these places that is full of roundabouts.

[Red N White Army]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63126000/jpg/_63126500_msn_magic_roundabout_470x350.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

8 a.m. tomorrow. And Holland are on TV at 5, so I need to get from meeting to hotel room asap.

[Pat Vegas]

[Luis Anaconda]

Not all bad then

[Jake]

I honestly have no clue.

Rural parts aren't for me.

[Red N White Army]

[7evens]

Park the Chinese and aim for this place, just to the north of that craphole that really is Swindon..

http://www.theredlioncricklade.co.uk/

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I fear that the oiks within will identify me as a toff and tear me limb from limb.

I suppose I could leave my top hat in the car. But no, I can't go out in public underdressed.

Seriously though. Pubs are places for desperate old men to smell in.

[Rich]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Someone has to keep this lot in a job.

[Snin]

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/search/best+hotel+in+swindon/@ 51.5697317,-1.7923051,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!2m4!3m3!1sbest+h otel!2sSwindon!3s0x4871444f3ddbe4e5:0xa556bf37e9c5 949a (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/search/best+hotel+in+swindon/@51.5697317,-1.7923051,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!2m4!3m3!1sbest+hotel!2sSwindon!3 s0x4871444f3ddbe4e5:0xa556bf37e9c5949a)

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I think I'm in the Marriott.

I might kill myself.

[Red N White Army]

Oh yes, it's the advancing years and inadequate personal hygiene.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]