View Full Version : Last night I dreamt that Billy Bragg came to a party I was holding. We were old mates and he was
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:27 AM
telling me how he was going to jack in the music stuff and set up a website of some sort. I advised him against this, but he was set on the idea.
This only a few weeks after I dreamt that I was mates with Keira Knightley and shared a hot tub with her (not in a naughty way).
My unconscious self moves in much smarter circles than the actual me - the starf**king c**t. :-(
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 09:28 AM
Was David Dein in the Jackutzi?
very odd..almost a nightmare really
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 09:33 AM
Bitch needs a bacon sandwich imo
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:35 AM
I was quite disappointed to wake up and realise I wasn't actually mates with her. :-(
Mo Britain less Europe
06-20-2014, 09:36 AM
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 09:37 AM
Maybe you should have some cheese before bed
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 09:37 AM
Yes, I have it.
It means you're an art student at heart b.
Monty91
06-20-2014, 09:37 AM
I guess this suggests you'd make a really funny woman.
Luis Anaconda
06-20-2014, 09:38 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 09:38 AM
Wossit. Never let me go.
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:39 AM
Which is odd, 'cos she was quite unpleasant in that movie - albeit with good reason.
Supermac1976
06-20-2014, 09:39 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3f58e1c9ba1860227498951d448917be/tumblr_moqd6lZalm1qbnleeo1_400.gif
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:40 AM
mind throughout the whole dream.
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 09:42 AM
....the Bronte sisters table dancing, Gabriel Princip spilling a party seven all over my imaginary antique rug.
Basically, I hold the best parties of anybody in my dreams.
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:42 AM
Mind you, I think he'd been on the gear before he arrived.
Mo Britain less Europe
06-20-2014, 09:43 AM
Monty91
06-20-2014, 09:43 AM
when you turned and saw your real life partner in bed next to you? (lovely though I'm sure she is)
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:45 AM
she seemed a bit put out to have missed the evening by virtue of only being there as a product of my subconscious.
Monty91
06-20-2014, 09:49 AM
and I made my dad cry by being unnecessarily callous and took out my frustration by inflicting damage on the walls of our flat.
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:54 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 09:55 AM
Ask him yourself if you don't believe me.
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 09:56 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/keeganDM0609_468x766.jpg
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:58 AM
and headaches. This is a medical FACT.
Is this true, m? Is your essence going unreleased?
Monty91
06-20-2014, 09:58 AM
An entire 24 hours has passed since you last asked me. I could have made the sex loads of times since then.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 09:59 AM
I can tell by your tone. I read you like a book, m.
Berni
06-20-2014, 09:59 AM
Monty91
06-20-2014, 10:00 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 10:01 AM
I like to keep track of everyone's sexual activity, m.
Berni
06-20-2014, 10:01 AM
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 10:01 AM
Monty91
06-20-2014, 10:02 AM
Well, I say a cuddle. She was on the phone to the bank while I kind of grasped her while gently weeping.
Berni
06-20-2014, 10:02 AM
I'll bet he's been less mental since he's been getting his spuds drained, mind.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 10:03 AM
I mean did anything squirt out of your winky. Not counting peepee.
Berni
06-20-2014, 10:04 AM
Frankly, I think there's not much point calling yourself celibate and then ****ing yourself silly. You might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb imo.
Monty91
06-20-2014, 10:05 AM
since I was about 15.
Ahhhh, I miss grandma :-(
Berni
06-20-2014, 10:06 AM
Classic Jorge
06-20-2014, 10:07 AM
Let 'em **** for god's sake!
That whole 'spilling your seed' thing could just be gardening advice
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 10:08 AM
Between us we must know a spare woman of negotiable virtue.
Berni
06-20-2014, 10:10 AM
I fear he'd be the sort to start having 'feelings' and overcomplicating matters.
What he needs is a good hoor imo.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 10:12 AM
I am NOT paying for monty to dip his wick. I will happily procure the strumpet, and I will even gladly negotiate a price for the appalling deviant activities in which he will no doubt wish to engage, but I insist that he pay.
Alright. I insist that he pay half.
Berni
06-20-2014, 10:14 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2014, 10:17 AM
My favourite.
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