A few general questions of things floating around in my mind. Has anybody actually ever

[Pat Vegas]

pissed on someones chips for real?

Never leave your chips unattended. Or are these blokes tough guys and piss on your chips infront of you. like kicking sand in your face.

Why don't they take it to a new level and **** on your chips?

Other questions are do they sell sell 'Chicken Tonight'? Was it mandatory to do that dance when using the product?

[pjlincs]

was nosing around a small development of nearly finished new houses when the heavens opened so I prised open a garage door to get shelter. The pouring rain had an impact on my bladder so I relieved myself in the privacy of said garage. A work colleague subsequently bought the actual property. At the housewarming party .... ....