Am I going to have a day watching SL pile up runs at Lord's tomorrow?

[Berni]

It's a scientific FACT that how beastly drunk I get at cricket is in inverse proportion to how interesting the cricket is.

At this rate, I'm going to end up soiling myself on the train home, aren't I? :cry:

[Ben.]

You'll do well to keep it in till the train.

[Berni]

and now, more than seven years later, he's still utter tits - just a bit slower and older.

So why is he playing exactly?

[Rich]

Might as well be Plunkett since he's a bit of a laugh in the dressing room.

[Ben.]

According to people from Yorkshire anyway.

[Berni]

[Ben.]

Even though you knew there was always a chance he may start chucking it straight at any moment, he never did.

Until now sadly :-(

[Rich]

Them were the days.