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Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:06 PM
I've heard his name once before but he can't be much cop.

Brazilian, int'he?

Brazilians that need to give themselves silly sounding hard names are ****.

Remember that Beast we had on loan for a year.

****.

Yes, scored 4 at Anfield but so did Meerkat.

Both ****.

If a Brazza has a silly name that doesn't end in inho or isn't a Greek philosopher he's ****.

Thank God we got Beast on loan. We tried to pay 15 mil for him before he went to Real if .serves.

We need Aristotelinho if we can't have Cesc.

Paying a Russian club 26 mil for some Brazza with a silly name is the sort of thing Sperz do.

Rather have Flamster, imo.

Luis Anaconda
06-05-2014, 09:07 PM

the splendor of antigone
06-05-2014, 09:07 PM

Lord Roose Bolton
06-05-2014, 09:08 PM
Im being 100% serious btw.

Mc Gooner
06-05-2014, 09:11 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
06-05-2014, 09:13 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:14 PM
him going to RM, coming to us on a loan swap and being utter ****

If Brazza have talent they don't need that sort of name. As I said, -inho's good. And old soc was one in a million.

But could someone answer.

What position does he play.

If Newsnow has got me worried about doing a Sperz and spunking all our warchest on a Brazza with a crap name, at least I should be told who we want to replace with him.

JAR, Beast, Meerkat - we did have some years where we didn't get PV4s and TH14s or even Skiltord.

If we could get a young Skiltord, I'd be happy.

(+ needed replacements for leavers obv)

Lord Roose Bolton
06-05-2014, 09:15 PM

Mc Gooner
06-05-2014, 09:15 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:16 PM

Luis Anaconda
06-05-2014, 09:17 PM
Brazilians if you haven't heard of Hulk or seen him play

the splendor of antigone
06-05-2014, 09:17 PM
Oh, and we aren't signing him.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:18 PM

Luis Anaconda
06-05-2014, 09:19 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:23 PM
I watch our friend's stream for games I don't go to obv.

My best sperz mate sent us a text with AVB in it and I had to ring and ask what he meant.

Don't like football.

Only us.

Sorry.

That's why I need to ask.

If a player hasn't appeared on the Arsenal Newsnow page on on the headlines of a newspaper website, I won't have heard of him.

The fact that you've heard of him might mean he might be good.

But last time I actually posted here, you proved my childhood memory wrong by quoting the 1982 eng starting line up off the top of your head so you knowing him doesn't mean ****.

He might be non-league and you're just showing off.

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:25 PM
:wave:

Luis Anaconda
06-05-2014, 09:32 PM
fwiw I think Hulk is pretty **** anyway :-)

Ashberto
06-05-2014, 09:32 PM

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:35 PM

Ben.
06-05-2014, 09:35 PM
Announced his name and our supporters began laughing hysterically, I was hoping the announcer was going to follow up with "it's obviously a nickname you c*nts".
Alas it wasn't to be :-(

Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
06-05-2014, 09:43 PM
bull**** bull****?

I don't want to waste needless time clicking their pages.

Mc Gooner
06-05-2014, 10:01 PM

Nicosia Gooner
06-05-2014, 10:15 PM

Mc Gooner
06-06-2014, 05:13 AM

Nicosia Gooner
06-06-2014, 06:52 AM