:jobwimb: The sympathy vote?

[One Wilf Copping]

Another candidate has sent their CV with a short, but heart-tugging cover 'letter':

"Hi sir/madam. I’m an Electronic Engineer. Please try to give me a suitable Job. I live in XYZ [location hidden]. I want to support my parents as they’ve done a lot for me. I have to work hard for them, I don’t want job for me, I want it to support my parents they’ve struggled for me. Please help me, I’ll be very thankful to you. ;(
Thanks.
Regards."

That's it, don't worry about the non-existent transferable skills from electronic engineering to editing, it's the lovable parents that will clinch you the job...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's the kind of decision I'd make.

I've made some very expensive hiring cock ups in my time :-(

[One Wilf Copping]

[Berni]

Besides, the UK is currently crying out for qualified electronic engineers. We've got a f**king engineering skills shortage, ffs!

[the splendor of antigone]

:hehe:

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

well played

[Mc Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

All in all I was glad when she f**ked off back to Munich.

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

Earlier today, an email went round saying it was someone's birthday and that 'to celebrate that God has blessed me with another year I have bought in some cakes'

I don't think it's right to bring God into cake, tbh. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's tempting you, b. Tempting you with fat and sugar. :-(

[7evens]

It'll end up with bbq invites and all sorts.

[Snin]

:titsup:

[Berni]

birthday? It does not. :-(

Bloody unfair. I'd bring in a fruit basket just to be arsey if fruit weren't so much more expensive than cake.

[One Wilf Copping]

Is it ok to look at the cakes if you don't touch them? :rubchin:

:hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I thought we might drive.

[Berni]

Driving sounds good, but there's a bloody great sea in the way, isn't there?

[Mc Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Berni]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/22/article-0-03F7C308000005DC-759_468x286.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]