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Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
06-04-2014, 11:49 AM
Yesterday I was delivering something to an office and while I was waiting for someone this weedy looking bloke in glasses was trying to adjust his chair height. He was getting frustrated and huffing and puffing. Then suddenly he lifted the chair above his head, roared and slammed it on the floor shouting CUUUUM ONNNN. Then he stood there with his arms in that stupid manly position like weight lifters do at the gym as if their muscles are so big their arms have to hang wide by the body. He was literally having a breakdown. Everything went quiet with a nervous silence. Then everyone carried on with their work including the chair throw bloke

Snin
06-04-2014, 11:52 AM
or anyone that sees your cocktail sausage imo

Snin
06-04-2014, 11:54 AM
http://stevenglassman.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/postal03.jpg

and no i wont make it smaller

IUFG
06-04-2014, 11:55 AM
absolutely, f**king pointless.

Classic Jorge
06-04-2014, 11:55 AM
I reckon you're working for Yodl or someone, are you a knock and run merchant?

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
06-04-2014, 11:57 AM

the splendor of antigone
06-04-2014, 11:57 AM
You are clearly all witnessing what you call a 'breakdown'; this impotent, self-loathing little man whose constitutive psychical inadequacies propel him from a position of relative harmlessness into an acting out of said mental deadlock, all addressed to you, the surrounding people. In essence a desperate cry for help. And what do you all do?
You keep up your facade and continue as if nothing had happened.

IUFG
06-04-2014, 11:57 AM

Doughboy-TSL
06-04-2014, 11:57 AM
c**ts

Snin
06-04-2014, 11:57 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nazi_7b2efa_68663.jpg

Snin
06-04-2014, 11:58 AM

Snin
06-04-2014, 12:00 PM
for that one?

Snin
06-04-2014, 12:02 PM
:-) .. smell ya later :wave:

Classic Jorge
06-04-2014, 12:06 PM