View Full Version : Random pointless stories. Many years ago I worked in security
Pat Vegas
06-04-2014, 10:50 AM
we had to do a test for the SIA licence.
Couple of days of training. real basic stuff.
Anyway before the test I was outside having a smoke when another chap is there looking rather flustered pacing up and down.
I said to the bloke what's up. 'Nervous about this test I need this job' I said don't worry it's really easy mate.
'maybe for you!'
I said why
'I CAN'T READ!' he shouts at me :-(
the splendor of antigone
06-04-2014, 10:54 AM
I went inside and headed straight for the refrigerator wherein the milk is contained.
I reached one of my hands in there, and pulled out a carton of milk. I then proceeded to the cash register, but unfortunately I had to wait in line for a few minutes.
When I finally got to the cash register I paid for the milk and made my way outside.
I then went home, opened the carton of milk and drank some of it.
Pat Vegas
06-04-2014, 10:55 AM
You speak in the American way.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-04-2014, 10:56 AM
You've put me off my lunch now.
Pat Vegas
06-04-2014, 10:57 AM
the splendor of antigone
06-04-2014, 10:58 AM
The JBear
06-04-2014, 10:59 AM
Pat Vegas
06-04-2014, 11:01 AM
in fact drinking milk in such a way is very North American.
Monty91
06-04-2014, 11:02 AM
Argie beef :cloud9:
Pat Vegas
06-04-2014, 11:05 AM
Monty91
06-04-2014, 11:07 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-04-2014, 11:08 AM
Perhaps this one is better?
For beef these days I can't see beyond Hawksmoor. I'm sorry, but that's just how it is.*
(Haven't been to Goodman yet.)
Monty91
06-04-2014, 11:15 AM
Agree about Hawksmoor, though you should deffo pop along to Goodmans one day (not least coz it's run by a huge Gooner). Those places have quite simply made it absolutely pointless ever ordering steak in any other restaurants.
Berni
06-04-2014, 11:21 AM
Monty91
06-04-2014, 11:23 AM
7evens
06-04-2014, 11:23 AM
He's walked straight into that plate glass window jeff
Ashberto
06-04-2014, 11:25 AM
Also, you despise gooners, so your sentimental recommendation makes no sense.
Monty91
06-04-2014, 11:38 AM
and the doorman waived the entrance fee. When I thanked him he realised I was English and made me pay :-(
Pat Vegas
06-04-2014, 11:39 AM
he also f**ked you.
Monty91
06-04-2014, 11:42 AM
The JBear
06-04-2014, 11:43 AM
the splendor of antigone
06-04-2014, 11:45 AM
Hence the conflation of written (and spoken) Englishes.
argophile
a person who does not like to work; one who prefers idleness to work.
Argophiles can never succeed in life.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=argophile
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