I watched a show last night about the worst ever England team. I actually thought it was

[Pat Vegas]

quite funny.

David Nugent and Fash the Bash up front.

Carlton Palmer in midfield, Vinny Jones for some reason (silly choice) Downing.

Can't remember everywon else. Jeffers was spared as he has a 100% England scoring record.

Carson in goal and McLaren manager.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

stranded island. Bear Grylls was presenting it. Apparently you should give yourself an enema if you're stranded on an island and having trouble ****ting.

They used a plastic bottle and some rubber tubing that washed up on the beach. Sort of like a Blue Peter guide to making an enema device.

[Pokster]

[Pat Vegas]

Bad taste overload.

It's like a Subtle Big Brother with terminally ill folks.

[pjlincs]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

Or did he come after Paddy?

Your mum comes after Paddy, imo.