I hate when a trampy fella asks for a light. I try to light it for him so I have no contact with him

[Pat Vegas]

then he goes and puts his trampy leather hands on mine to block the wind :-(

:puke:

[Berni]

[Harry Balls]

[Rich]

Make it the last time you offer him a light.

[Pat Vegas]

You'd have been proud of me.

[The Rob2]

[the splendor of antigone]

In winter time a few years ago I was at work, it was absolutely freezing (around -15 degrees celsius or summink)and I saw a homeless guy with his shopping cart freezing his *******s off in the snow outside. I bring him a large hot cup of coffee and he bloody declined saying: "Thanks, but I don't drink coffee". The nerve!

Few weeks later I offered another homeless man who said he needed cigarettes a pack of menthol ones(I was holding 'em for a friend, I can assure you), and he goes: "I don't smoke menthol".


Ungrateful *******s the lot* of 'em.



*two of them at least

[Pat Vegas]

[the splendor of antigone]

You autist :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

[The Rob2]

[the splendor of antigone]

Rather just pick up a fat, hygienic chick.

[Pat Vegas]

There is one just behind canon street station.

[The Rob2]

what is she like a 7?

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Jake]

Gordon tries to turn an array of piss-drinking tramps into Michelin starred chefs etc

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

Where they auction off cardboard boxes, collections of fag ends and other crap.

[Berni]

could go out with who all look normal, but one is secretly a homeless with history of childhood trauma, substance abuse and deep-seated mental issues.

Which one do you pick?

[the splendor of antigone]

[Jake]

[Berni]

Excellent viewing imo.

[The Rob2]

get a load of tramps to have a talent contest

and on ITV2 Tramp's got more talent

[The Rob2]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Mc Gooner]

Show me the tea first