Yesterday I was waiting for the bus and there was a man with no nose at the bus stop.

[Jake]

This morning on the tube I stood opposite a man with only one ear.

What does it all mean AWIMB?

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[The Rob2]

[Jake]

The one-eared chap was also listening to music, but with only one headphone (obviously). I thought this must be quite frustrating.

[Pat Vegas]

Get the tube.

[Supermac1976]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/kl6FUcgm1vw/hqdefault.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/18/article-0-0B5E8F93000005DC-951_468x443.jpg

[Jake]

[Pat Vegas]

just white like a sheet. a hole for a nose and a mouth and no ears.

Looks like had been set on fire.

Freaked me out for ages. I couldn't stop thinking about him.

[The Rob2]

until I killed her

[barrybueno]

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

See if there is a bloke with no throat tomorrow.

[Pat Vegas]

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/DohRa9lsx0Q
He's the clown at 00.37 :hehe:

[Berni]

http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Gladstone-Small1.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

I was thinking what the f**k is he doing.

Then I saw he only had stumps for arms.

What does this mean?

[Supermac1976]

http://www.rathergood.com/holding
:hehe: :yikes:

[Berni]

Shouldn't these people be locked away somewhere so we don't have to look at them? What do I pay my taxes for, ffs?!

[Jake]

[The Rob2]

[Pat Vegas]

movements.

But he was armless after all.

[Pat Vegas]

machine. It was funny once.

[Pat Vegas]

sort of hunched over. He looks like a pillow.

[The Rob2]

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

I pick my friends wisely to always appear the most normal

[Harry Balls]

Awful :badoomtish;

[Berni]

I was at University with an incredible bull****ting man who used to claim that the hardest man in Camden when he was growing up had no legs and used to swing down from the top of bus shelters and stump people in the face.

He never explained how he got on top of the bus shelter in the first place, though.

[Supermac1976]

[Supermac1976]

[The Rob2]

[Supermac1976]