I am writing my shopping list what do I need?

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Mc Gooner]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Worst Ready Steady Cook bag ever.

[Berni]

Not that I disagree, of course. Ladies' 'jubblies' are indeed splendid. wd ladies.

[Pat Vegas]

5 days worth of food at Iceland perhaps.

[Berni]

Stew, in other words. :-(

[Berni]

It all sounds rank, though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Especially made with delicious flavoursome chicken. :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

I really don't see what I could make with 79p
perhaps some cheap lentils and an onion.
Can of cheap beans and one roll.

[Classic Jorge]

Literally better than tits

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Which you and I pay for, naturally.

[Classic Jorge]

Small chips with vinegar

[Pat Vegas]

My arsehole is suffering for it today.

And it wasn't due to some sort of free food in exchange for my arse programme.

[Pat Vegas]

the chicken shop sells 10 wings for £1.80 for me this seems like good value

[Berni]

There's never enough salt in there for one thing. And she makes things like vegetarian chilli, panzanella or chicken stew. Or worse: something 'plain and wholesome' :cry:

Who would ever associate the words 'plain and wholesome' with something good to eat, ffs? That's how you'd describe an ugly woman, not a decent meal.

[Pat Vegas]

'like a nice soup'

[Berni]

instead of a meal. It is NOT a meal.

[Classic Jorge]

And lets be honest here, who's got time to drink soup from a bowl with a spoon? Like eating peas with chopsticks imo

[redgunamo]

vicar in to pronounce sentence?

[Harry Balls]