I have a sneaky feeling Rolf will be found Not Guilty.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

I believe he also did the weird breathing thing, the dirty, beardy convict pervert.

[the splendor of antigone]

Rolf ain't the name of no innocent man

[Berni]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What are a few mild indiscretions when set against such a canon?

[Jake]

Wait.

[Snin]

[Berni]

That's right: Rolf was killing them to make better telly. And to f**k them, obviously.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]