Charles Bronson coats himself in BUTTER and attacks 12 prison warders - because Arsenal won FA Cup

[Classic Jorge]

wdcb :clap:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charles-bronson-coats-h imself-butter-3611167#.U4RW7vzW6ho.facebook (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/charles-bronson-coats-himself-butter-3611167#.U4RW7vzW6ho.facebook)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's taxpayers' money that has gone on that Lurpack.

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why would you try to touch the freak?

[Classic Jorge]

Anyway, f**k em, they're screws. Worse than filth

[Snin]

is how i imagine "hard man" Bronson ( y** scum that he is) spends most of his time when not in solitary..getting noshed off by nancy boys in the showers

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you know all about them from your years of incarceration on D Wing, j?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was like they realised they only had 5 minutes left and didn't really know hot to finish it.

The film, not the nosh.

[Snin]

as is richard e grant

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dom_hemingway/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnOtLHNBqQM






I unreservedly love Richard Shepard's Dom Hemingway, and I strongly urge everyone with a taste for quirky, dark crime comedy of the British variety to beat a path to it.
May 2, 2014 Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

I've always been on the fence about Law. For every Gattaca or Closer, there are a handful of The Holidays and Cold Mountains to contend with. But if Dom isn't his best performance, it's certainly his funniest.
April 30, 2014 Full Review Source: Orlando Weekly
Rob Boylan
Orlando Weekly

Law absolutely relishes the opportunity to strip away any semblance of his former 'sex symbol' status to embody this ape of a man. His chest beating, hard drinking, fourth wall breaking, libidinous freak needs to make up for lost time.
April 30, 2014 Full Review Source: 2UE That Movie Show
Blake Howard
2UE That Movie Show

[Snin]

seeing a whore sir c..when it stopped it stopped..and thats it

[Snin]

as the teacher found them brutal and entertaining but finished terribly ( once I realised I'd hit word count / it was time to go out I'd just kind of stop the story in a sentence.. Its why I only got a B imo..that and my terible english I guess

[One Wilf Copping]