Bearing in mind how understanding everyone here is on big paydays and so forth I assume your wives,

[Mo Britain less Europe]

girlfriends, boyfriends, parents, children etc are all available provided the fee is big enough>

[Harry Balls]

Some of those around me are also available to a good, loving, home for nowt.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Do you mind me asking if you are an actual bona fide retard?

[the splendor of antigone]

brother if it meant more dosh to spend on self-aggrandizing consumer products. :wave: