How can a game so beautiful attract the c**tiest of c**ts like Ronaldo?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It makes me sick to my guts.

[the splendor of antigone]

professional when it comes to living and breathing football. He is a machine when it comes to training and self-improvement, never accepting anything but the very best. That's a very admirable quality.

[devongunner]

[Snin]

Came from the slums and is proven best striker in world, good luck to him , better than drugged up midget messi imo I know who id arse f**k tbh

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

There's something oddly vulgar about him, camp but in a decidedly unknowing way.

[Snin]

Made a mug of Rooney ...he is living it imo and good luck to him

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Messi is magical, Diego/Pele/Cruyff magical, Ronaldo is faster, fitter, stronger.

Messi is a Super Hero, Ronaldo is an Ubermensch.

[Snin]

Are the two that detest him :rubchin:

[devongunner]

Both entertainers, massively wealthy and successful and subject of most men's envy. It actually doesn't matter because I doubt that even you in your most honest moment would turn down the opportunity to be as rich and successful and adored as a footballing God just because it meant you were a bit arrogant and detestable. I mean you are those things now without being rich successful and adored so you may as well agree to have the money with it. :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you some sort of unthinking yokel?

Oh.

[devongunner]

I love the pathetic yokel insult. You should meet me "Sir" C. You'd then probably want to be either me or Ronaldo.

[Classic Jorge]

I don't think it's a binary argument though, is it? There's plenty of very decent human beings who are rich and talented footballers. f**k it, even Didier Drogba is a humble, charitable and thoughtful man off the pitch, he funds orphanages.

And don't worry about me, I do alright. Life tends to smile on us wittier and more talented than your sort.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Oh I say, snin. It's like that is it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There you are. I've done all your carefully reasoned arguments for you.

[devongunner]

Wittier and more talented!! :hehe: :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k off pig.

[devongunner]

[Chief Arrowhead]

[Classic Jorge]

I'm not really jealous of him, I'm jealous of Zlatan or Messi, sure. Not him though. I think he's a c**t.

[devongunner]

[Classic Jorge]

He has a luxury apartment complex and has installed his mum next door :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Chief Arrowhead]

to each his own I guess. Live and let live.

[devongunner]

Just speculated that you wouldn't turn down the chance to be him just because it would mean you would be seen as arrogant. Most men was what I said, was trying to answer a question. That's all.

[Classic Jorge]

Think about it, from a technical sense they know their way around your junk better than a woman ever will. They also are still statistically less likely to fill your house with scatter cushions and pot pouri and quite frankly the whole toilet seat thing has to be an advantage too.

I wish I fancied dudes, I really do.

[Snin]

Caricature , im sure you see and quake at the massive intelligence hidden behind it imo

[Chief Arrowhead]

It's gin, isn't it.

[Classic Jorge]

Which is not the same thing as saying arrogant things for, admittedly sometimes quite patchy, comic effect - before you launch off on that dull trajectory.

[Snin]

Few drinks tonight ? :hehe:

[CrossGun]

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[Snin]

Those disabled types do get very grouchy

[devongunner]