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PSRB
05-23-2014, 03:50 PM
than Neg on Kompany or j about 442 :hehe:

Ashberto
05-23-2014, 03:51 PM
And 442 is clearly coming back.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 03:52 PM
:contractual:

Snin
05-23-2014, 03:53 PM
on your shoulder ? maybe it was just pat or fash..then again one should laugh at anything..tedious dull boring mong wifebeating cnut that he is :hehe:

the splendor of antigone
05-23-2014, 03:53 PM
Back in the olden days we could make fun of the crippled to their face, spit on rape victims, and throw feces in the face of the depressed.

Now we bloody have to recognize and tolerate that they might not be entirely comfortable with other people laughing at their handicaps and/or illnesses?

World's gone mad imo

Snin
05-23-2014, 03:54 PM

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 03:56 PM
He also went dogging with personalised number plates in a pimped out Range Rover.

"Are you Stan Collymore?"

"No, my name is Brian Penge"

"So why does your number plate say STANC1, then?"

"...................."

Mc Gooner
05-23-2014, 03:57 PM
:nod:

Buying Belgians has not gone well so far so he can keep his strange shaped head well away from us imo

PSRB
05-23-2014, 03:57 PM
HE JUST REPLIES WITH LOTS OF CAPITALS AND SAYING PRAT!!

I got over it Snin, manned up ;-)

Also, have twice had to cover for people off for months with it, yes I have sympathy but less when I have twice the work and wasn't being paid anywhere near what they were!! :furious:

the splendor of antigone
05-23-2014, 03:58 PM
Is the beating up of one's wife not an integral privilege to the conservative edifice?

Berni
05-23-2014, 03:59 PM

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 04:00 PM
And rape the women

the splendor of antigone
05-23-2014, 04:00 PM
:hehe:

Berni
05-23-2014, 04:01 PM
Blimey. Missed that story.

the splendor of antigone
05-23-2014, 04:02 PM
Not that I would know, though, obviously. :rubchin:

Berni
05-23-2014, 04:03 PM
I send for my Whore, when for fear of a Clap,

I spend in her hand, and I spew in her Lap.

I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage,

And missing my Whore, I bugger my Page:

Then crop-sick, all Morning, I rail at my Men,

And in Bed I lye Yawning, till Eleven again.

Rochester :bow:

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 04:03 PM
I might have just also wanted to recount the dogging with personalised number plates story though.

Personalised number plates should be a hanging offence but when you are famous, a footballer and steaming up the windows of a citroen xantia whilst having a grim faced ****, they are even worse.

Classic Jorge
05-23-2014, 04:05 PM

Berni
05-23-2014, 04:08 PM
None of this po-faced, half-arsed nonsense. Just proper whoring, drunkenness, sodomy and being riddled with the clap. Proper order.

Snin
05-23-2014, 04:09 PM

'Neg
05-23-2014, 04:14 PM

'Neg
05-23-2014, 04:15 PM

Mc Gooner
05-23-2014, 04:56 PM