Vermaelen, staying, being re-purposed as a DM, or being flogged on the cheap?

[Harry Balls]

Thought the fella conducted himself with dignity.

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, kicking up a stink and leaking stuff to the press about how you have PSG-DNA is also usually enough for Arsene to let you go too.

He'll be off

[Mo Britain less Europe]

when we have so many midfielders and so few centre-halves - 3!

[the splendor of antigone]

Although it seems Napoli and a few other clubs are keen on him.

Refashioning him into a DM? Really? Like, really? Please stop entertaining these nonsense ideas.

It is a sad sight to behold though, his fall from grace. He's become rather like an impotent husband who has resigned himself to the position of a cuckold male, watching his wife (Mert) being ravished by a young buck with a gloriously throbbing ***** and insatiable stamina and sexual appetite (Kos).
And when he finally does get the chance to assert his dominance when a vein in Kos' ***** has popped, he hardly covers himself in much glory, effectively ****ting the bed.

Here's to hoping he can somehow become an uncastrated viril man again.


Writing this I realize I might be gay. :rubchin:

[The Tony]

And Tommy and Yaya up front

Finnish

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

But the young buck analogy did not quite fit on the labored German.

To be fair, I just wanted to bring up the topic of male genitalia.

[Classic Jorge]

Just the two and a half foot 'vang'

[Rich]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[Nicosia Gooner]