I have to think about sorting out a 'Stag' night. But not really interested in this at all

[Pat Vegas]

I'd rather go for a dinner with some mates and then go home.

[Red N White Army]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

it's quite an important day in your life. perhaps the most important and you want to arrive all f**ked up :shrug: Or you might miss the wedding because your mates thought it was funny to stick you on the train to scotland.

I wouldn't do that for a job interview.

[Berni]

The whole stag do thing is undignified in anyone over 25.

It's pretty undignified in anyone under 25, too, if we're honest.

[Red N White Army]

But if you tell him what you want, you'll be OK. Unless your mates are c**ts. In which case, why are they your mates?!

[Pat Vegas]

wearing gimmicks. They are usually in their 50's with stupidly tight jeans on high heels and fake hair extensions.

They all look like a mess.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The night before is a sensible and friendly 6 or so pints with 1-2 close friends, family maybe.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The whole 'look at us we are on a stag/hen' with hilarious props and co-ordinated upper body wear, people who indulge in this should be shot dead, f**k the impending nuptials.

You can just head away with a select bunch of mates and have a great time.

[Pat Vegas]

are also staying there so it's a good place to meet up and have a few drinks.

I hope all these people coming to see us will want to spend time with us all the time. Got a bunch from Canada coming and some from Italy so everyone is only here for 5 or 6 days.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When are you getting done?

I found the day itself to be a bit of pain in the hole, next day was excellent though. A very relaxed absolute skinful of booze and a curry.

[Ciaran]

Last bus home.

[Rich]

gentleman's weekend in the Scottish Highlands.

We drank Scotch, smoked cigars and went hiking and shooting.

I rather enjoyed myself, tbh.

[Berni]

And anyone under 50 smoking a cigar looks ludicrous.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

such events make me cringe and give off them impression that it was dull as f**k.

[Mack]

[Pat Vegas]

[The Tony]

Finished up at tiger tiger for dinner and drinks...

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

up a decent choon I would find it **** because it's him.

I think his friends are having a laugh with him. They know he is devoid of any critical faculty so they pass him utterly ****e music to listen to and have a giggle when says how great it is.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No golf mind you.

In fact I am not sure we even deviated off Shop St.

[redgunamo]

Oh, and .. :-|

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

In fairness, you should perhaps upbraid him similarly, he's done a much better job of it than me.